Tuesday, October 9, 2007

More Notes

LSU has the worst tunes -Everywhere you went, bad music would follow. Between this and the mind numbing "Tiger Bait" onslaught, It was like an assualt on my ears Saturday. Even at the AGR house, usually a bastion of southern tradition, the ag boys insisted we "shake it like a polaroid" and "Superman that Ho." You couldn't walk 30 feet without another stack of pawn shop speaker blasting top 40 rap music, techno house music, or some weird cajun singing along with Clarence Carter's "Strokin'". Check out the proof Here, and Here, and Here.

Speaking of bad music
Matt Grothe has a theme song - G to the R O T H E written and performed by the worst kicker in the top 25 - Delbert Alvarado

Don't mess with our Safeties - UF fans protect their players through the magic of death threats

Three Cheers for Stanford - Hip Hip Harbaugh!! - Also, how does Mich drop out of the 25 for losing to App St., but USC losing to 41 point underdog Stanford result in a #10 ranking? App St. would beat Stanford like 8 out of 10 times. Whatever, USC sucks

Heres Video of the LSU response to the USC score

Rock Chalk Jayhawk - perennial doormat Kansas is now 5-0 and #20 in the country. They're also the #4 ranked funniest teams in the country. This is their coach. This is how their coach talks, and This is how they celebrate a win. You might remember Mangino as the coach who accused Big 12 officials of fixing games to guarantee BCS bowl appearances. Kansas: let mirth reign

Gator fans can RIP - for those of you looking for a great place to spend eternity, Florida Field is as good as any. You won't be alone either cause - "It's really a hot thing right now", and isn't that the best way to decide, When I die, just do with my remains whatever is "hot" at the moment. I do agree with this guy though- "I think my body goes to Florida Field, (and) my soul goes to Steve Spurrier's house," he said. For those considering, just remember that one day we could hire another Zook, and fans of opposing teams like to pee on it.

Friday Night Lights
has jumped the shark. And by "jumped" I mean "dropped", and by "the shark" I mean "a dead body into a river." Just days after I recommended watching it, I'm now selling FNL stock as quick as I can.





Yes, Corso is a turtle - Here he is doin the Soulja Boy

1 comment:

Molly said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8T6iE75g5s Is this what you guys breed????