Its Bowl Season - the worst of all seasons (even worse than winter, and season 2 of Friday Night LIghts)
Let do a run down of all my picks and the reason I picked them. All 34 meaningless games, as well as that other one. And Yes, I am aware that anyone can still read this and fix their picks accordingly.
Gildan New Mexico Bowl, PICK TEMPLE -- I always knew that Addazio guy could coach, just need the right opportunity in the right place. AND THAT PLACE IS GODFORSAKEN TEMPLE UNIVERSITY AND NOT AS UF"S OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR
Famous Idaho Potato Bowl, PICK UTAH STATE -- Do you know who Wild Bill is? No? Now you do. THIS MAN WILL DIE OF HEART DISEASE FOR YOU AGGIES
R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl, PICK RAGIN CAJUNS -- Have you ever met anyone from Louisiana? Oh you have? Then you will understand immediately why these hippies from SDSU have no chance here.
Beef 'O' Brady's St. Petersburg Bowl, Florida International vs. Marshall -- PICK MARSHALL -- The entire state of Florida has been banned from playing competent football this year (its a Department of Homeland Security thing, very complicated). You probably weren't aware, but It makes so much sense now that you do.
S.D. County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl, TCU vs. Louisiana Tech -- If we have learned anything from Tebow this year, its that the best football is played by Christians. WHY DO YOU THINK IRAN SUCKS SO BAD AT TACKLE FOOTBALL?
MAACO Las Vegas Bowl, Arizona State vs. (7) Boise State -- PICK BOISE -- If you don't get this one, you are re-goddamn-tarded.
Sheraton Hawaii Bowl, Nevada vs. (21) Southern Miss-- PICK S.MISS -- Hawaii is about to be overrun by toothless rednecks too dumb to get into Mississippi State. THATS PRETTY DUMB HAWAII
AdvoCare V100 Independence Bowl, Missouri vs. North Carolina --PICK UNC -- In anticipation of this weeks announcement that UF will be playing a road game in Columbia Missouri next year, I am throwing the first stone. SUCK IT MISSOURI YOU INBRED MIDWESTERN DOUCHE BAGS, YOU CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKZ WITH THOSE ASININE Z's IN YOUR NICKNAME, NO ONE NEEDS A THIRD TIGER MASCOT IN THIS LEAGUE, I HOPE YOU LOSE TO CHARLIE WEIS.
Little Caesars Bowl, Western Michigan vs. Purdue -- PICK WESTERN -- Most of you don't know Dennis. But Dennis is a cold mother-- and with his hot tempered Coach in tow, Western is bringing the Fire and Ice to you Purdue.
Belk Bowl, --Louisville vs. NC State -- PICK LOUISVILLE -- How cool is it that UF has this backup coach in waiting at Louisville? You know, just in case this Muschamp thing goes south.... just in case.
Military Bowl Presented By Northrop Grumman, Toledo vs. Air Force -- PICK TOLEDO -- The glass capitol of the world, these ZIPS WILL CUT YOU. Also, we all know our military hasn't been good at football since we started letting the gays in.
Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl, California vs. (24) Texas-- PICK TEXAS -- TEXAS FOREVER RIGGINS
Champs Sports Bowl, Florida State vs. Notre Dame -- PICK ND -- Man I hope this stadium collapses.
Valero Alamo Bowl, Washington vs. (12) Baylor -- PICK BAYLOR -- Don't miss this game. Seriously, you should watch it. The over/under is 78. Thats not an exaggeration. Just watch this game, ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl, BYU vs. Tulsa -- PICK TULSA -- Did you know that the univeristy of Tulsa is sponsored by Bugles? yeah, Bugles, the snack chips that Kyle always ate. Here proof.
New Era Pinstripe Bowl, Rutgers vs. Iowa State -- PICK IOWA STATE -- Did you know 10 million people live w/in a 30 min. drive of Rutgers home football games? People around here talk about how great the new york sports scene is. What a load, New York sports are like the Nickleback of sports scenes. Way too many fans for something as shity as this product.
Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl, Mississippi State vs. Wake Forest -- PICK MISSISSIPPI STATE -- Do you know what Wake Forest is good for?... Me neither.
Insight Bowl, Iowa vs. (14) Oklahoma -- PICK OKLAHOMA -- Remember a few weeks ago when we thought Oklahoma may sneak into the title game? Get you head outa your ass BOB! THEY PAY YOU LIKE 7 MILLION DOLLARS TO NOT BLOW GAMES TO BAYLOR.
to be continued...
