The Internet: Home of Porn, Hyperbole, Fantasy Football, and idiots with opinions.
So without further ado here is the Sexiest, Greatest, Smashmouth, Fountain of Truth to ever grace the digital frontier. Prepare you're mind to be blown away with a deluge of intelligence gained from this masterpiece of literature and technology. Once you finish reading you will feel the strength of Adonis, the intelligence of Einstein, the beauty of Cleopatra, the sex drive of Ron Jeremy, the Blackness of Al Sharpton, the flavor of Capitan Crunch, the unwarranted self-importance of a drug addicted Socialite, and the lovability of Homer J. You will become a better Human Being. Guaranteed.
Although I'm a little late to this blogging trend, I suspect the power of my words will transform this maligned genre into the Pulitzer producing empire it so longs to become. What form of literature could offer a higher quality of work than this unfiltered, unedited, upchuck of words that is the Bloggoshpere.
Seriouly, I just need a place to put in words lessons that everyone should know, Websites (including Blogs) that everyone should read, facts about the gators that everyone should know, clips on YouTube everyone should see, Music that everyone should hear, and pictures that everyone should laugh at. Because, I don't necessarily claim to be the final authority on these things, but my opinion is closer to perfect than anyone else.
So read on Anonymous cyberspace user. Maybe someday I'll come across your blog and I too will become temporarily interested before making snide remarks (in my head, not out loud, because who makes snide remarks out loud when there alone reading blogs) and moving on to the next much less enjoyable collection of dribble brought to you by the next loser in line.
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