KENTUCKY

(posted here for posterity)

Rupp Arena: The house that Racism built

Rupp Arena: The Incest Survivors Clubhouse


Kentucky state song is Crystal Method's 'Trip like I do'

Kentucky state Bird is a featherless Chicken grown in a lab

Kentucky state Tree is a burning cross

Kentucky state flower is an empty shotgun shell filled with oxy pills


Not sure what bluegrass is, but I'm pretty sure it's slang for Crystal meth

Due to popular demand, Rupp Arena concessions now sells Iodine, Ephedrine, and Drain-O

What did one Kentucky dentist say to the other Kentucky dentist?.... Haha there are no dentists in Kentucky

Kentucky. We make the Jersey Shore look sophisticated

Visit Lexington! What happens in the meth lab, stays in the meth lab


Kentucky Econmic Breakdown:

85% Meth and Oxy sales

8%  TV crews filming MTV's 'Teen Mom'

4%  Organ Donation (would be higher if organs weren't polluted with drugs)

3%  Guns and Ammo


Kentucky: Even Mississippi makes fun of us

Things Kentucky doesn't have:
Paved Roads
Modern Healthcare
Constant Electricity
Laws against Incest
Distinction between Police and Drug Dealers
Babysitters that aren't Canine
Hamburgers not made of Horse Meat


Colonel Sanders is a pedophile