the GATOR SANDWICH: I'm Back

"Hey, kids, it's me!
I betcha thought that I was dead!
But when I fell over I just broke my leg
And got a hemorrhage in my head!"

Thats right kids, like the clown from Billy Madison, I'm back -

Football season is over -
while we all shed tears of great sadness about the end of the college football season, lets use this time to expand our horizons. Use our free time for good. We can now spend more time with family, maybe learn a new language, or volunteer at the local soup kitchen.... Ah who am I kidding, It just Hurts so bad-

"Leave me alone. I said get away from me you BUM. here, take these 'Italian made easy' tapes and my firstborn- teach him to beg so he won't go hungry. I just need to be alone... here in the corner... ahhh fetal position...

Wait there's still Bowl Games!
ah yes, the tradition above all other traditions. The glorious new years time when teams across the country go to random neutral locations and play for meaningless titles. Yeah, I know we were 'Outback bowl champs 2005' but I'm just not that proud of it. So get excited people- these are the reason we can't watch a college football playoff. I'm sure you understand why its way better this way.

AHHHHHHH, YOU MENTAL MIDGITS, I WANT MY PLAYOFF, AHHHHHHHHHHHH
-back to the fetal postions..... oh sweet sweet fetal position.

Heres your dose of weekly rediculi

COLLEGE FOOTBALL NEWS
Rich Rodriguez to Michigan Michigan hires the best guy available. Congrats to them. He also runs a great offense which means a big ten game might be watchable next year -
Petrino to Arkansas -
Quits the atlanta job before the end of year one. This guys has the staying power of... well.. of me. I've always said one year at a job is way too long.
Norm Chow to coach UCLA?
would make a great rivalry between them and USC. What? these two are already rivals? coulda fooled me you west coast pantywaists
Nick Saban's Agent contacted W.Virginia
are you serious?!?! please leave bama for a lesser job after one year, please please please - Well bama' I guess you don't always get what you pay for (4 million for a guy job shoppin on you)
Cutcliff to coach Duke
Tennesses's O-coordiator takes off for the promise land of Duke. What will Tennessee do now that theres no one to tell Eric Ainge how to throw INTs to wide open LSU defenders

Les Miles tribute: